It’s cobalt blue, it’s the flesh of the undead, it’s a tasty low-fat treat: Presenting zombie meat in handy, fun-size packages, available for 399 yen (about four bucks and two bits) in specialty stores in Japan. “[T]astes remarkably like peppered beef jerky,” reports a brave blogger from Pink Tentacle. (Surprised it didn’t taste like chicken.) Next time I’m in Tokyo, I’m totally buying an assload of these to serve guests at our next ohai party.

Hat tip: Pink Tentacle.