OMFG, it’s totally like Andy Warhol said: In the future, everyone will be a vampire for 15 minutes. Or something. This month it’s Louisa May Alcott’s classic girl’s novel Little Women, which has now been vamped up for a new generation: presenting Little Vampire Women, with fangtastic action added by Lynn Messina.

Oh, you don’t want to read a novel where Alcott’s beloved characters are turned into blood-sucking undead? Well, how about one where they’re badass werewolf hunters, instead? Presenting Little Women and Werewolves, with lycanthropic tweaking from Porter Grand.

You might think Louisa May Alcott is rolling in her grave at all this, but maybe she isn’t: as Entertainment Weekly reports, Alcott didn’t just write frilly girly novels, she also published two-fisted action stories of murder and danger under the pseudonym A.M. Barnard. (Instead of rolling, maybe she’s slapping her forehead. “Little Jo as a vampire? Damn, wish I thought of that first!”)