ohai all — DID YOU KNOW City of Eternals players are among the coolest and sexiest people on the entire fricking Interwebs? This is what experts call a true fact. If you want more proof, have a look at two of our City of Eternals players who partied with us during our big GDC shindig last night.

To our left is Katrina, the cool and glamorous redhead posing alongside marketing ohai Julia. (You can’t see them, but she has excellent back tattoos.) We could totally model a new vampire warrior princess avatar after her.

The collegiately handsome dude below is Greg, a City of Eternals player and awesome community supporter who stopped by San Francisco partly to party with us. In the photo,Greg’s showing off his ninja vampire styles to ohai experience designer Jill, and with her back turned, ohai artist Binh. Not pictured: ohai producer Chris hitting his nth beer hard, a fierce game of Rock Band down the hall, and about a hundred partiers engaged in a gorgeous vampire orgy blood feast. I may have made that last one up. OR DID I?

More party photo coming hopefully soon! And we will surely have more epic ohai parties soonish, so keep watching this blog, and prepare to help us rage.

Hamlet, ohai writer