The latest season of “Vampire Diaries” just started, so now’s a great time to check out show recaps on Television Without Pity, a fun site that treats your favorite shows with a lot of love and equal amounts of snark. The recaps are appropriately blow-by-blow (fang-by-fang?), and read like you’re watching the show along with a sarcastic (and slightly drunk) friend. Sample from the latest episode write-up:

A boogedy-boogedy appears in the middle of the road. Elena sees him — but too late. She hits him and flips over her ride. She’s still conscious, but is trapped upside down inside the wreck. Nina Dobrev’s skin is so young that being upside-down has a minimal effect on her features. I’m pretty sure I’d look like the Joker. Damn it.

More (much, much more) here.

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