Four score and seven years ago… I decided to put a stake in your heart!.

This has wacky coolness written all over it: Coming to bookshelves this March, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter tells the badass story behind America’s greatest president: preserver of the Union, freer of slaves by day, slayer of immortals by night. It’s the latest book from Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, soon to be a movie starring Natalie Portman.

Our friends at Vampires.com (now giving out invite codes to City of Eternals) have much more details and great historical photos from the book.