ohai all!  Check out our newest set of  gear for vamps on the go!  House Cosca may throw the best parties, but with our guides at your disposal, you’ll have no problem biting their style!   In case you missed it, take a look at our last few installments here and here!   Now, on to the new threads!

She Works Hard for the Blood Rubies

Ladies, dress to the nines while working that 9 to 5! (ed: still not sure why anyone immortal would have a real job, but whatever).  You’ll bowl them over in the boardroom, but still look groovy in the graveyard with our dusk pinstripe suit! Remember: always dress for the job you want, not the job you have, and whether you’re first assistant to the ritual sacrifice bloodmopper, head of zombie headhunting in monster resources, or VP of communications with the eldritch nightmares from the dimension of unending shadow, this suit will have you climbing out of your well-worn rut into a slightly roomier one in no time!

Bespoken For

But, fellas, we haven’t forgotten about you!  Say hello to the memory bespoke suit! Tired of paying those insultingly low off-the-rack prices?  Wish you could have a suit that looked pretty much like every other one out there but still want to pay an extra $3000 for slightly shallower pockets?  The untiring zombie tailors of New Valencia have your back and will custom-build the suit of your dreams!  Our succubi will precisely measure every inch of your pallid flesh until you are fully satisfied.  Then, each suit is hand cut with only the sharpest of gargoyle talons, stitched together with the hair of the condemned, bathed in the blood of innocents, picked clean by maggots, and finally delivered directly to your grave!  Your human prey won’t know whether to run screaming in terror or simply give in to your impeccable style!

Eek! Chic

Remember: check the ohai merchants all around New Valencia for the new gear, because you never know just where it might pop up.   Check back next Thursday for something hip for the male scenesters and something short and sassy for those ladies!