ohai all!  New clothing Thursday is back with a vengeance.  Check out our hot new threads for vamp lads and ladies who want to dress to impress.  Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and everyone knows it’s the sharply dressed that get the most valentines!  In case you missed it, take a look at our first installment: the haze leather trenchcoat and pale sunshine corset vest!  Now, on to the new gear!

Fashion is Danger

Ladies, you mix it up everywhere in your unlife, so bring that attitude to your closet!  Pair that pencil skirt with something rough and tough…rarr.  The dragon fruit puffy coat is the perfect defense, whether from the winter chill or the chilling nuzzle of a spectral canine!  The holidays may be over, but how about bringing back some holiday cheer with the perfect wrap for the perfect present: YOU!

Posing at the Bar

Fellas, find that your chest is always cold but your arms far too hot?  Pesky sleeves getting in the way of throwing up truly brutal rocksigns as you carve your way through a crowd of skeletal groupies?  Start hitting the gym and take the safety off those guns, superstar, because the enduring muscle vest is here to set things right!  Protip: here’s a phrase to take with you next time you go out – “Is there a veterinarian in the house?  Because these pythons are SICK.”

Posing in the Distance

Rounding out our list is the most requested item for the ladies!  You’ve seen it on Ravelle, but now it’s time to take it home: the orchid strapless gown! You’ve practically worked yourself into the grave developing that alabaster pallor and it’s time to show it off with a low-cut neckline and more ruffles than a ship’s worth of pirates.  Sure to stop them undead in their tracks: this party season, it won’t just be a debilitating craving for fresh blood that brings the boys to their knees!

Posing a threat!

Remember: check the ohai merchants all around New Valencia for the new gear, because you never know just where it might pop up.  And for the thrify set, we’ve got the smog work boots and sky halter dress now available for a steal in rubies!  Check back next Thursday for something you can wear to class up your next job interview!

Do vampires even have jobs?  Anyway, have fun!

–matt, ohai online community manager