Now that the snow sparkles as much as the skin of your dreamy vampire crush, it’s time to think about how to celebrate the holidays!  Pull down that garlic and put up that mistletoe, start sleeping with a stake under your pillow to welcome Vampire Santa, and take a look at this holiday gift and decoration ideas for that holiday hellion in your life.

Vampire 2.0

Recently, we’ve all learned that hundreds of thousands of years of vampire lore were wrong all along.  Our tired, ossified fantasies of the undead bursting into flames at first light have been corrected and we now know the truth.  In actuality, they just kind of sparkle and then fall in love with mopey high school girls.  Haven’t had time this season to work your pallor up to a healthy shimmer, but still want to impress sullen teenagers?  Jerome Russell has you covered.  Rock-hard abs sold separately.

The Necklace You Can Drink

If you always wanted to combine vaguely Native American symbolism with neckwear you can spill on yourself, check out this Twilight-inspired jewelry.  Each piece comes with 100% authentic stage blood!  Sure, it’s the human equivalent of wearing a piece of pizza around your neck in a tiny vial, but at least you’ll never have to go hungry.

Obey Your Bloodthirst

When you’ve drained your favorite necklace (and let’s face it, that’s going to happen pretty much immediately) consider filling it up with this True Blood inspired soda.  There’s just nothing that goes down like a cold, blood-substitute soda on a hot Christmas morning.

Just Don’t Wear a Turtleneck

We all know how hard it is to get blood out of the collar of a nice shirt, and bite marks have such an annoying tendency to heal just before you can really put them on display.  So why not get the necklace that shows off your status as food every day?

Type O Positively Stunning!

That wraps up this quick look at stocking stuffers for blood drinkers this year, but a little bit of time with your search engine will find you a whole lot more.  Happy holidays all!

–matt, ohai online community manager