ohai all!  It’s that time of the year again in New Valencia.  Snow comes down, evil gingerbread cookies go up, and scantily clad vampire merchants everywhere count themselves lucky that they can no longer feel the cold.  It’s an infernal shopper’s paradise, but how’s a modern vamp to make up her mind about what to buy?  In the first of our series on new clothing in City of Eternals, we take a look at that most jolly of holiday icons, Santa Claus!

He sees you when you’re sleeping…

Santa suits come in four different colors (I would just die if someone else showed up to the graveyard mixer wearing the same color Santa suit as me!).  Here I am relaxing after some serious dreidling in a classic blood Red Santa Suit.

If you always thought that Santa needed his Luigi, you can also get yourself a stylish Green Santa Suit (note that this Santa is definitely titled with the bad children in mind).

If your santa wants to spend most of his time in the North Pole, hiding from the IRS in the frozen wastes, you might consider some useful arctic camouflage with our White Santa Suit.  In this case, I’ve used my new snowy stealth to cozy up to Mrs. Claus!

And finally, if you always wished that Christmas was a little less Jimmy Stewart and a little more Humphrey Bogart, “pick up” (ha!) some sweets as you enact your own Film Noir Christmas in our gritty Black Santa Suit.

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I saw Mommy killing Santa Claus…

Through the wonders of Santa’s Workshop and elven gender technology, I’m also able to offer the ladies of New Valencia an overview of what Ms. or Mrs. Claus can expect this holiday season.  First, you’re guaranteed to find tons of presents under your Christmas tree in our chic Green Sexy Santa Suit.

Like the cut of the new Santa dress but think that green’s too boring and red too trashy?  Prepare yourself for a zomdog-drawn carriage ride through the snow-swept maggot-infested fields of Central Park with this pure White Sexy Santa Suit!

Want to catch the attention of that sharply dressed soldier you’ve been seeing about town? Our Red Sexy Santa Suit is definitely in this year, and let’s face it, you’re just going to get blood all over it anyway.

Finally, in our Santa collection for the ladies, we have the color that never goes out of style: black.  Holiday season got you down?  Edward not answering your missives or attending any of your seances?  We’ve got you covered with our Black Sexy Santa Suit!

It came upon a midnight clear…

That’s all for this installment of our Holiday Shopping Guide, but check out those sexy elves, and those playful (and also somewhat sexy) reindeer!  Remember:  you can find all this gear from one of the merchants at the central fountain in Downtown New Valencia, near the frozen pond in Westview, or in the park in Cascade Terrace!  Just look for the icons and have a happy holiday:

–Matt, ohai online community manager